Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
(via unloved-k1ds)
ashleyloves27:
This is the funniest thing to wake up to! My day has officially been made!
(Source: unabating)
Guy Code: Jealousy
Shakespeare: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Present day guy: Bitches be crazy do not fuck with them
ashleyloves27:
thedickofstyles:
quiet-idiot:
WITH ALL THE SHIT GOING ON NO NEWS OR POLICE HAVE SEEN THIS?! A PERSON ON THE ROOF UHM HELLO
OH SHIT
Ok i need to get angry for a moment…. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! THE HELL?! WHY DIDNT ANYONE NOTICE THIS EARLIER?! PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CALLED IN AND REPORTED THIS?!?! SOMEONE GO GET THE SECURITY FOOTAGE FROM THAT BUILDING!!!
growlithed:
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
(via metephor)
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?
tespian-mage:
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
(via he-is-my-sky)
